I had just a splendid fucking evening reading Rory shit-loads of bedtimes stories and giving his cookies until he fell asleep after throwing up everything in his stomach. SO much fucking fun.
You’re a bit of a downer, you know that?
I’m a bit of a- what. What. You fucking drugged the kid, Samara. He’s just a little kid, he doesn’t even know what ‘shagging’ is. What the hell’s wrong with you?